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#401 2009-11-01 10:02:00

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Caught Sleeping Together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class


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#402 2009-11-01 23:50:49

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big_smile  lol  big_smile

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#403 2009-11-03 02:06:22

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Little Johnny's Halloween 

    Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."


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#404 2009-11-05 03:34:16

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Hunters Must Keep Quiet 

    Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"


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#405 2009-11-08 14:28:32

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lol  lol  lol

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#406 2009-11-09 09:44:19

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tongue  lol  lol  lol


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#407 2009-11-17 10:23:28

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Bellboy
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."


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#408 Yesterday 02:39:58

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Photo Trap 

    A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car.

He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.

A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.


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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.

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#409 Yesterday 02:48:07

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New Version of Playboy 

    Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?
A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....


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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.

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